The Little Mysteries in Life

Okay folks, it's almost Friday! In light of the fact that it's almost the end of the week, I thought I'd take a break from diet soda today and fill your brain with some random questions* there seem to be no answers to. It's sort of like when a little kid is constantly asking why things are the way they are.

I would like to take this moment to thank one of my best friend's, Ryan. Ryan is a constant source of random, useless information so if you're ever in need of trivia partner - he's your man. He's the one who showed me this fascinating information.

Here are some things recently brought to my attention:

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door wentnuts.

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Why is it that noses run and feet smell?

Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?

*courtesy of www.barstoolracing.net