Six Strange Facts About Lil' Ole Me

I don’t usually do memes but I’ve decided to make an exception this time. But I will definitely have to seek revenge on Kevin.

He’s asked me to name six strange facts about myself. I thought this would take more effort than it actually did, which led me to the conclusion that I’m a pretty strange chick. So here goes…some of these you might already be aware of (especially number 6!) but most of them may come as a surprise. Oh, and if you make fun of me I’m going to seek my revenge and tag you for this meme.

1. I carry around a mini stapler in my purse for good luck. I know what you’re thinking, “Office Space,” right? Yes, I’m incredibly attached to my purple mini-stapler, and only let a few lucky people use it. Actually, you’d be surprised how often it’s come in handy. I got it my freshman year of college and am truly convinced it’s what got me straight A’s my freshman year. Lots of studying and hard work? Nope, it was all the stapler baby.

2. I have attempted to put ranch dressing on virtually every kind of food at least once. I have an all-out obsession with ranch and I think it pretty much enhances most foods it’s put on. I always top my French fries, pizza and burger with loads of ranch. It certainly adds a ton of extra calories to my meal but I’m totally okay with that. It’s delicious! Warning though, it doesn’t taste good on tacos.

3. I have to make my bed before I get into it. Even if that means I have to make it just to get back into it, I will do it. Actually when I was young, my mother felt pretty blessed to have a child who always made her bed in the morning. For me, it gets a little annoying. When I’m running late in the morning for work the last thing I have time to do is make my bed but it must be done. I’m constantly ridiculed about this by my friends but there’ nothing I can do about it. I’ve tried!

4. I’m an exceptional bowler. You guys, I’m not bragging here but I’ve got mad bowling skills. Don’t even try to beat me because you’re just gonna fail. And, if you think you can beat, you get on a plane to Atlanta right now and I’ll meet you at the bowling alley. Bring it on!

5. The word “moisture” makes me nauseous. I’m actually getting nauseous thinking about the word as we speak. When I think of that disgusting word all I can picture are germs tucked into someone’s stinky armpit. Yuck! Moving on…

6. I have an odd obsession with diet soda! I know you guys already know this one but many people think it’s kind of strange that I have an obsession with diet soda. The job I’ve chosen deals with diet soda, I bring it with me everywhere I go and I drink it constantly. It tastes delicious, keeps me looking trim and is just a great invention!

I'm not gonna tag anyone but like Kim, I'd love to hear what you've got!!!